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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Palin Baby Name Generator

Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There's Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

Ever wonder, What would your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mother? Well now you can find out!

Daniel D, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Tarp Lazer Palin

Tammy D, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Bow NATO Palin

So, what's your name?


Aerik Forager said...

I rate: Crank Widow Palin

wow, scary!

Shinigami Kayo said...

Lean Pipe Palin

ooohh...cool. I am feeling already to go buy my first gun

cooper said...

My name would be Moose and I'd plod through life dragging a footlocker full of "Mother Issues". Or maybe After-Burner, maybe even Carbon Fiber. Wait,wait...it would be Wholeflaffer. Yeah, I'm sure that is what it would be.

Anonymous said...

Stag Tunnel Palin here.

Dan, are you sure it’s not Taser Lap Palin or something like that! Because that’d be way cool, to have a name like Taser!